Sunday, September 4, 2016

Awake 4AM Edition

1. That tiny edge on my pinky toenail keeps getting caught on the sheet.
2. What would I do if I woke up in a sealed coffin? Like really?
3.  I locked the front door, right?
4. I remember locking the front door, good.
5.  I locked the back door, right?
6. No seriously, you wake up underground in a coffin.  How do you die?  Screaming and fighting to make it faster?  Yoga breathing?  What?
7. I have got to cut that toenail.
8.  How could the alarm already be going off?

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