1. That tiny edge on my pinky toenail keeps getting caught on the sheet.
2. What would I do if I woke up in a sealed coffin? Like really?
3. I locked the front door, right?
4. I remember locking the front door, good.
5. I locked the back door, right?
6. No seriously, you wake up underground in a coffin. How do you die? Screaming and fighting to make it faster? Yoga breathing? What?
7. I have got to cut that toenail.
8. How could the alarm already be going off?